Dear Illness,
Why must you make my life miserable? It is the day before--technically it IS Thanksgiving--Thanksgiving and tomorrow is the one day a year it is socially acceptable for me to want to eat EVERYTHING... and you reduce my already medicationally reduced appetite to zip. I literally had to FORCE myself to eat a mini bagel thing for dinner to stave off the dreaded Hypoglycemia.
You had best be on your way until FRIDAY. Because on FRIDAY, I don't have to go ANYWHERE. I want to enjoy this holiday. I don't want to feel like my brain has been half replaced by foam soaked in soapy water... and I don't want my stomach to feel like it doesn't need any food ever. (Well I want it to feel that way most of the time, but not aaaallllll the time.) Your welcome is not only worn out, it never existed. GO AWAY.
Love,
Jo
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