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Monday, November 28, 2011

Dear James Patterson

Dear James Patterson,

Please. I am begging you. Get off TV. Stop starring in your own friggen commercials, and stop acting like you're God's gift to the literary world. (I'll get to Stephanie Meyer later) You are just using cheap psychology tricks to get your readers to keep buying. If you had any integrity as a writer, you would never have even considered an advertising thread that contained something like 'If you don't buy my books, I'll kill my most famous character!'

THE FANS DON'T CONTROL THE STORY. THE STORY CONTROLS THE STORY. STOPPIT. JUST STOPPIT.

Consider this your warning.

duhnuh. duhnuh. duhNUGHDUHNUH

Love, Jo.

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