Dear Weekends

Dear Weekends,

You rock, but need to be longer.

Love Jo

Demonstrative Speech? I have to DO something? In front of PEOPLE?

Well, having hurdled the descriptive speech...

What am I supposed to do for a DEMONSTRATIVE? What do I DO that I can show to others?

Maybe I can try demonstrating how I come up with an idea for a story or a character or just ideas in general?

Show them how to make my chocolate chip cookies? What else do I doooo?!

THE LAZY WAVE STRIKES HARD.

(Seriously, wtf am I gonna do, here?)

Watching Teachers be Taught....

Well this is just weird. I come in for my Hospital Billing class and what do I find? Half the classroom has been taken up by instructors! Some of which I've had for classes before! What're they here for?

Looks like they're gettin' some training involving the new ICD coding system... And... my class is not taking place. This is strange. Sitting in a classroom and watching teachers be just like us when we're joking around in class..

THE NATURAL ORDER HAS BEEN DISTURBED. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND. I'M GONNA GO EAT SOME SKITTLES NOW.

Dear Dr. Scholl's Fast Flats

Dear Dr Scholl's Fast Flats.

ilu.

Love Jo

Dear School

Dear School,

While I do acknowledge that you are important in the lives of many, I feel I have to bring up the fact that you suck quite a bit. Causing sleep deprivation and stress is not cool.

Love Jo

Dear Easter Candy

Dear Easter Candy Companies (Except cadbury),

I do hope you are aware that some recipes are not to be copied. Hershey's Cookies 'n' Creme is one of them. I don't like most Hershey's Chocolates, but Cookies 'n' Creme is a dear favorite of mine and making it with cheap(er) ingredients is just... sad. You've gone and made me sad. I hope you are happy.

Love Jo

PS: Cadbury is exempt because Cadbury Creme Eggs redeem any confectionary transgressions.

Hurrah! First Post!

Whee! My first blog post. 

...Okay, so new at this. Y'know, it figures I'd pick the most boring day I ever had to start a blog :D

Oh, I know! I'll explain why it's called Gator Faerie! YAY.

It isn't that I'm a big fan of the Gators or anything, or alligators in general... But one night when I was up way too late and REALLY BORED... I went on a site called iScribble and started doodling.

And this is it! My Gator Faerie. It's actually the best gator I've ever drawn. Or maybe the best animal I've drawn!

And... that's it for now I guess. Here's hoping my next posts will be far more interesting and informative.

-Jo