You are like a controlling boyfriend/girlfriend! And here's why:
1. You don't want me to pay attention to anyone but you.
2. You do nothing but drill uninteresting and largely unwanted information into my earholes...
3. You are a gold digger! All you ever want is for me to pay more and more money for things that should not cost as much as they do! You do not NEED to have nice things!
And finally:
4. YOU MAKE ME WANT TO CRAWL UNDER MY BED AND SLEEP FOR A MONTH. I NEED TO SLEEP. IF I DON'T SLEEP, I GET CRANKY AND UNPLEASANT AND NO ONE LIKES ME.
I only have this to say:
IN SEPTEMBER I AM BREAKING UP WITH YOU. IT IS NOT ME, IT'S YOU. I AM NOT COMING BACK AND I WANT THOSE 2 YEARS OF MY LIFE BACK.
Love, Jo.
