Dear Housewives of Whatever City You're In Now

Dear "Real" Housewives,

Real housewives don't have TV shows.

See Below:

This is you. Or some of you.

This? IS AN ACTUAL HOUSEWIFE. Please note, she's SCRUBBING HER OWN OVEN. Aaand how many of you are actually hiring NANNIES to care for your kids?


The conclusion? "Real" Housewives are far different from ACTUAL Housewives. Thank you. Please note the difference and amend your show title. Or get off TV already. :D Either works for me!

Love Jo


PS: Acceptable replacement titles for your show would be: Trophy Wives, Barbie Wannabes... and I don't even want any royalties if you use 'em. :D