O.M.G. It has been entirely too long since my last apocalypse team was selected.
SHALL WE GET STARTED? (yes, I've had some sugar. And coffee. Be afraid.)
AND THE PLAYERS ARE:
1. Brenda O'Brien
2. Gillian Hughes-Fenchel
3. Erin Shields
4. Emily Nicholson
5. Jennie Breeden
Well then, gogo estrogen gogo! Got an interesting team here. This'll be a challenge to calculate. Maybe.
1. Aunt Brenda! You seem to pop up in these teams quite a lot. Are you trying to tell me something? Anyway. I am STILL not sure what your zombie fighting capabilities are, but at the very least your house could probably be used as shelter from the impending hordes of undead.
2. Gillian. ...Yeah, I wouldn't mess with you if I were a zombie. I wouldn't put it past you to attach chainsaws to a shovel and go to town. I hereby request a photo of you wielding a shovel or a chainsaw to include in this post. You are a formidable undead fighter.
3. Erin--DUDE YOU HAVE BEEN ON ALMOST ALL MY ZOMBIE FIGHTING TEAMS WTF.
4. Emily has goats. And corgis. Both mortal enemies of the zombie. Emily has da minions.
5. I think just about anyone who has heard of or knows Jennie Breeden fully understands why zombies would not stand a chance against this boot-clad bottle of insanity. (For the uninitiated, go find the devil's panties comic and read all of them.)
Estimated survival chance: 100%
Jennie Breeden and Gillian in the same group? Zombies don't stand a chance!
TUNE IN.. NEXT TIME FOR MORE ZOMBIE FIGHTING GOODNESS.
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Monday, June 27, 2011
Friday, May 20, 2011
Zombie Apocalypse Facebook Game!
I'm sure everyone has heard of this game by now, and if not, you're about to.
THE FACEBOOK ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE GAME GOES LIKE THIS:
1. Go to your facebook profile.
2. See who the first five people on your randomly generated friendslist thingy on the left side of the page are.
3. After seeing and listing them, consider their various zombie fighting skills and then decide on your survivability rate.
4. Post this to make them feel either awesome or like future Zombie Food.
I think I'm gonna start doing this EVERY DAY. So pay attention!
My Zombie Apocalypse Team for 5/20/2011 is:
Townsend Eric Thorndike
Amy Stewart
Melissa Johnson-Hill
Jennie Breeden
Danielle Pacheco
Survival Rate: 98.18%
Since Townsend is an artist, he and Amy can so totally make us up to look like zombies so we can fool them. Plus Jennie Breeden would probably scare the crap out of the zombies. Or become a double agent. Melissa... uh. Not sure, but I'm pretty sure she can swing a shovel competently, unless she has some other zombie apocalypse weapon of choice. Danielle? Mah cousin be a hairdresser. Do you have any idea how awesome it would be for her to style wigs on mannequins as decoys?
And that, my friends, is how you play the FACEBOOK ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE GAME! Tune in tomorrow to see who is on my next team and whether or not they'll get all of us eaten.
THE FACEBOOK ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE GAME GOES LIKE THIS:
1. Go to your facebook profile.
2. See who the first five people on your randomly generated friendslist thingy on the left side of the page are.
3. After seeing and listing them, consider their various zombie fighting skills and then decide on your survivability rate.
4. Post this to make them feel either awesome or like future Zombie Food.
I think I'm gonna start doing this EVERY DAY. So pay attention!
My Zombie Apocalypse Team for 5/20/2011 is:
Townsend Eric Thorndike
Amy Stewart
Melissa Johnson-Hill
Jennie Breeden
Danielle Pacheco
Survival Rate: 98.18%
Since Townsend is an artist, he and Amy can so totally make us up to look like zombies so we can fool them. Plus Jennie Breeden would probably scare the crap out of the zombies. Or become a double agent. Melissa... uh. Not sure, but I'm pretty sure she can swing a shovel competently, unless she has some other zombie apocalypse weapon of choice. Danielle? Mah cousin be a hairdresser. Do you have any idea how awesome it would be for her to style wigs on mannequins as decoys?
And that, my friends, is how you play the FACEBOOK ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE GAME! Tune in tomorrow to see who is on my next team and whether or not they'll get all of us eaten.
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