Dear Teenagers

Dear Teenagers of the World,

Pro Tip - THESE: 

ARE NOT FOR GETTING DRUNK.

If you do not agree, and are one of those intensely retarded people who think absorbing alcohol through your hoo-hah or your butt is fun and a worthy past time?

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Remember kids: If you soak your tampons in booze and stick 'em up thar, the Trout shall find you, wherever your benders take you.

Love,
Jo