Dear Stupid People

Dear Stupid People,

This letter is addressed to the following kind of stupid:

• People who text in traffic.
• People who text in traffic and flip ME off when I honk at them.
• Twilight Fans
• Vegans/Vegetarians who 'don't eat meat because it's cruel to the animals' and yet still eat Jell-O and Marshmallows or wear leather/faux leather apparel.
• The brain trust behind the Jackass movies. 
• People on the internet who have access to spellcheck and yet STILL type like this 'hi how r u? lol' And think that it's a quicker way to type. (Guess what. It isn't. Because then you gotta type it AGAIN the RIGHT way to get my attention.)
• Twilight Fans (Worth mentioning twice.)
• Politicians
• Parents who blame their kids' bad behavior on violent movies and video games, when they are the ones buying them these things.
• Paris Hilton
• The "Real" Housewives of whatever-city-they're-in-now.
• George Lucas
• The USA's Accountant
• Chuck Norris
• Any other stupid types I forgot to mention.

You are warned.

THE SLAPPING TROUT

The Slappin' Trout will find you.

Love Jo