Dear PMS

Dear PMS,

I'm just going to go right out and say it. @#$% YOU PMS. STOP IT.

As if I didn't have enough problems taking things too literally, you have to go and make me feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE IS AIMED AT ME PERSONALLY! WHAT THE FRIG, MAN?! Why? *sniffle* Why do you have to do this to me, EVERY MONTH!?

And I'm pretty sure my family isn't too happy with you either. Can't you give me a break? Just one month where I don't notice you? C'mon. New Years' is coming! ....please? Please?

Love, Jo.