Random Thought of the Day II

.... Crap I forgot my random thought. Gimme a second and one'll come back around.
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  Bruce Lee looks like a Romulan. o.o







....eeeeeeyeeeeebrrooooooowws....

EARWORMS 6

.... *BAWWWWWWLS*

Guess what? ZOMBIE TEAM OF 5/27/2010

And the winners/zombie food are....

Camille Lecointre
Melissa Johnson-Hill(You're in here a lot, dude. You best be displaying some zombie fightin' skills.)
Brenda O'Brien
Danielle Pacheco
Michael Delopa


Survival Rating: 14%.

Y'know why? BECAUSE IT'S CAMILLE'S BIRTHDAY! EVERYONE KNOWS BIRTHDAYS MEAN THE ZOMBIES WIN! IT'S ZOMBIE RULES! So happy birfday Camille, darlin', and try not to let the zombies eat you first :D

Dear Housewives of Whatever City You're In Now

Dear "Real" Housewives,

Real housewives don't have TV shows.

See Below:

This is you. Or some of you.

This? IS AN ACTUAL HOUSEWIFE. Please note, she's SCRUBBING HER OWN OVEN. Aaand how many of you are actually hiring NANNIES to care for your kids?


The conclusion? "Real" Housewives are far different from ACTUAL Housewives. Thank you. Please note the difference and amend your show title. Or get off TV already. :D Either works for me!

Love Jo


PS: Acceptable replacement titles for your show would be: Trophy Wives, Barbie Wannabes... and I don't even want any royalties if you use 'em. :D

Zombie Apocalypse Team 5/24/2011

Aaand it's Tuesday!

Today's Team IS: Townsend Eric Thorndike, Kevin P. McBrearty, Heidi Yeung, Anthony Hufford aaaand... Ana Demelo-Cloutier.

Survival Rating: 89%

Pretty sure Townsend is VERY skilled in zombie killing. Or at least dual wielding a shovel and a chainsaw at the same time. Kevin probably knows more about zombies than I do, Heidi is Asian so when she eventually GETS to the states to be part of my team she'll have fought through more zombies than anyone on the planet. Twitch..? ...uh. Yeah. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WOULD DO AGAINST ZOMBIES. Ana? Again. Got two hands, you can probably wield a shovel quite handily. Or a frying pan. DO IT SAMWISE STYLE!

EARWORMS 6

GAHHHHH. ACHRIUS! WHYYYYYYY

I mean AFI is awesome, but THE EARWOOOOORMS.

Zombie Apocalypse Team 5/23/2011

Today is MONDAY! Which means... ZOMBIE TEAM ASSEMBLE!

*A few clicks later*

Ian Kewley, Amity Booth, Alyssa Anne Gray, Justin Wagner and Patrick Conners.


*Insert a long pause here. Lots of ellipses.* Yyyyeah. This is a tough one. While I know that Justin Wagner would probably ride in on a pony and kick ass... I have NO idea what the rest of ya'll would do.

Gonna call a fair estimate a Survival Rating of: 52%