Dear Craig Ferguson

Dear Craig Ferguson,

First and foremost, let me say that I greatly enjoy your comedy. I adore Scotsmen and I even set my satellite's autotune to your newest special.

Don't get me wrong, Mr. Ferguson! I adored the special! It was just as, if not more entertaining than your previous ones. I haven't laughed that hard in a LONG time, and it was just what I needed after a few weeks of emotional and hormonal turmoil and doing battle with a life change.

But, for all I enjoyed every minute of your special... I find I must ask you to do ONE thing.

PLEASE TO BE EXPLAINING THIS:

There are three questions I have regarding this particular bit of your routine.

1: WTF is up with the black dude and the gay dude?
2: Why Britney Spears?
3: Is there ANY way I could request that you come and do this for me live for my next birthday? (July 18th. ;3)

Your loving fan,

Jo

I LIVE! AND I'M HUNGRY.

Wow, I haven't posted in awhile. Let's try to update all at once:

Graduated college
Started Jobhunting
Still Jobhunting
...More Jobhunting
Grandmother had surgery
Dad had surgery
I got distracted by World of Warcraft some more.

What else? Uh. No clue. I'll start writing my letters again soon.

-Jo